Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to DYE!
I’ll wait for the eye rolls to settle. Still waiting.
Seriously, my love for The Princess Bride has only increased after reading Cary Elwes’s memoir of making the film. It’s called As You Wish. Buy it here for that special someone in your life.
They can use the tattoos (here) as a bookmark.